If that isn’t the perfect metaphor for her Olympic dreams then I don’t know what is. And you’re damn right I’m kidding. I don’t want to mess around with any biddy who could put me into submission at her will. One sexist comment and those hot hams would be full Sonya Blade around my air pipe. No thank you. Or thank you? Actually may be the best way to go if you think about it.
At least she somewhat knows what she’s doing. Can’t say much for most people attempting to do anything more than curls at the gym. Cue the futility!