So I Guess The New Trend In England Is Drawing Dicks On Newspapers And Leaving Them For People To Pick Up

This is a new craze sweeping London. Drawing cocks on the local morning paper and leaving it on the train for someone to find, is the new thing. On a tube near you

Look at England catching up to basically every American guy’s 7th and 8th grade. Good work guys. Welcome to the party. Happy you woke up and realized what we’ve all known since forever, Dicks are never not funny.

Now without further ado, the dicks….

Moe Green Special – 6.5

Dueling Dicks – 5, points lost for guy on the right having a knee dick.

Update – didn’t see the guy sitting down in the back. So knee dick is actually jerking off a stranger. New Score – 8.5

Titty Fuck – 8.5, extra .5 for the mayonnaise on the chin

Novak Djocodick – 4, too anatomically correct for my liking.  Also, way to totally jack Evan Stone’s dick, hook city.

Weird Guy Holding A Weird Dick – 6, too weird

Cricket Dick – 7.5, extra .5 for John McCain in the background eye fucking that dick

 Dick Ear – 8, extra point for the “Deafness?”. Nothing better than a topical dick.

Big Swinging Dick – 9, this one got me.

Dick Bag – 9.5, perfectly placed Dick

Grandpa Dick – 9, dialogue is a nice touch

Suicide Dick – 8.5, nothing worse than giving yourself a facial

Crying Dick – 7, would have liked to see some ball cupping with dad’s right hand.

PS

My parents are so proud of my career choice.