Get Hype For Game Of Thrones Season 6 With The P-Hub Comments Of The Week
If it’s Friday, it’s Top Pornhub Comments of the Week. Sure, we may not all be having as much such with actual real life women as Ted Cruz is. But at least we’re not commenting on internet porn so all in all, I’d say that’s a W. Life could be better, but life could also most certainly be worse. Never forget that. Now let’s get into it.
Honestly, I can believe it. 30 years ago? Bernie was probably slangin’ that dick 24/7. It was a different world back then. Best news is that he could either be banging a 1 or banging a 10 and in his mind they’d all round out to a 5 anyway.
Can confirm. After scrolling through Pornhub searching for comments for week after week after week, I can confirm that porn isn’t fun at all when your not trying to masturebate.
1) glad to see 50 in 07 is getting into the Pornhub comment game. 2) he brings up a very valid question. The amount of sexual deviancy that goes on in SpongeBob is down right insane. And WE LET OUR CHILDREN WATCH THIS SHOW? How in the fuck am I supposed to explain to my 8-year-old that Squidwards nose is actually a dick?
Staying with the Nickelodeon theme here… What a bunch of perverts that work for that network. First they make a TV show about nothing besides a squid trying to fuck a sponge and then they start scoring porn films? For shame. (h/t Tyler)
I like this guy. He’s a funny man.
Less than a month away from the season 6 premier. Take it away, Hodor!
Friendly reminder that the freaks who reside in this comment section are not like you and I. They should be shunned by society for all of eternity.
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Well that took an unexpected turn at the end there. sweatyrich69 must be a big M Night Shyamalan fan.
No better sign of a great pornog than the chick getting pregnant at the end! You see that chicks womb, bro? Shit was super-fertile. For sure the hottest womb in the game.
I don’t know if that’s exactly how the quote goes. TeemoHentai may be paraphrasing here but it’s also been a little while since I’ve last seen Titanic so maybe my memory is fuzzy.
And that wraps up this week in freaks. Thanks a lot for stopping by and I hope you enjoyed your stay at Bizarro World. As always, feel free to send any comments you come across to @BarstoolJordie on Twitter. Hope everybody has themselves a go this weekend and stay sexy out there ya perverts.