John Wall Hooked Up With Rihanna (Allegedly) And The Wizards Are On A 5 Game Winning Streak

New couple alert! Just kidding, everyone knows John Wall can’t be locked down. He’s on record as saying that he doesn’t have the time or effort to be tied to one hoe

Dime -There’s been a couple ladies I liked, wanted to date. But I know I wouldn’t be faithful right now. I’ll be honest, though, I’ll be honest. I’d rather be friends and stay that way than go with a girl, lose a friend and never talk to her again. I’m not ready to be faithful, so I’ll be honest with a woman, and I don’t want to break nobody’s heart.”

So that’s how you know he laid the pipe to Rihanna and didn’t even leave her his number. On to the next, Riri. John Wall comes, conquers, and doesn’t catch feelings.

Meanwhile, the Wizards are finally playing good basketball, finding themselves on a 5 game winning streak. I’m asked here and there why I don’t blog the Wiz too much, and it’s because Wizards basketball has sucked my soul straight out of my body. They play such ugly, boring basketball and Wittman is such a bad coach that it’s hard to find anything to blog about them. I cannot encourage their bad behavior! No sir! Truth be told, I still watch almost every game (2 TV life). And now they sit only a 1.5 games out of the 8 seed in the East, which is nice. John Wall has been playing out of his mind, including back-to-back games with triple doubles last week, which is nice. If only Bradley Beal could stay healthy for more than 3 days at a time and if only Otto could develop his game, or at least have consistency at an average level, that would be nice as well. What we need is for Wittman and Grunfeld to be fired and KD to save us, problem solved, banners will be raised.