Straight Girls Touched Another Girl's Vagina For The First Time To Bring These Genital Touching Videos To Their Natural Conclusion

 

We’ve had gay guys touching a woman’s vagina, lesbians touching a dick for the first time, and BY FAR the least favorite straight guys touching another dude’s dick. And it seems like they were rolling all those combinations out there knowing that having straight girls dig in on a vag was the trump card they could deploy at any moment, big time hammer in this burgeoning Genital Touching genre. Especially since they knew the move here was to go with hot chicks doing the touching. Would I still have watched if these chicks looked more like the hipster pansexual chicks in the weekly Tinder blog? Probably. But the three girls each being legitimately kind of sexy definitely helps make it more palatable.

 

That said the one thing I think is weird is the Stevie chick saying “Just don’t go inside” when touching her vagina. Like are we actually touching a vagina or what? I mean yeah if you touch the outside I guess that’s one thing but anyone who’s ever spent a minute with a vagina knows that going inside there is a whole other ballgame. Fluids and bumps and cliffs and caverns. Since they’ve exhausted every possible permutation of genders and sexualities, I can only hope they’re saving some aggressive fingering for the next round because otherwise I’m going to have to seriously question the methodology here.

 

PS far be it from me to bite the pageviews hand that feeds me but them closing the video with that schpiel about “This is to teach everyone to love their bodies” was such bullshit. I have no problem with them creating these videos for some bottom of the barrel viral views but let’s call a spade a spade and not pretend like these videos are really making a difference in someone’s life. So disingenuous.