How About This Savage Casually Watching Hardcore Porn On His DVD Player In The Middle Of 30th Street Station?

Reader Email: Porn watcher @ 30th st station

Was heading out of town this weekend and decided to get a quick bite to eat at 30th Street Station. Sat down and caught a glimpse of this savage watching ass to mouth on his panasonic portable DVD player (that’s right, he had his own DVD’s). Sidenote, he asked me to remind him when it was 6:45 pm mid ass-eating. Enjoy.

See, it’s not the porn watching that makes this animalistic. If he were minding his own business on the phone while trying to hide the fact he’s YouJizzing it, OK then. Is it civilized? Of course not. Anyone who watches porn for the entertainment value is a certified psychopath. But blatantly setting up your Panasonic Portable DVD Player from 2004, inserting the disc Sausage Grinders that’s been legally purchased from Spice Tonight, and firing it up in a communal space without giving a single FUCK who sees you makes this man straight out of the barbarian hoard. This wasn’t a case of second degree or manslaughter porn watching. That shit didn’t just happen by accident. He planned and knew what he was doing all along. First degree savagery all the way. Not to mention casually asking a stranger to give him a head’s up when his train leaves cause he’s staring at an ass-to-mouth session like it’s a Goddamn 3D Magic Poster doesn’t help his cause. This man, nay, entity needs to be put on some sort of watch list before somebody gets gutted.

Hey, at least he didn’t get put to sleep on the platform. 30th Street Station coming in hot this week with their cast of characters that should have no place in society.

h/t Connor