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92-Year-Old Mogul Sumner Redstone Reportedly Jerks Off While Watching Naked Women Make Out, Won't Stop Having Sex To Get His Feeding Tube Removed

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Dailymail – Manuela Herzer filed paperwork in the Superior Court of the State of California last month which contained outrageous, and at times upsetting, claims about the billionaire mogul’s voracious sexual appetite and diminished mental state.

The filing is part of the ongoing case Herzer has waged against Redstone’s family and his oldest daughter Shari after she was unceremoniously removed from his life last October after a 16-year relationship.

The April issue of Vanity Fair reveals a few of the claims being made by Herzer in her filing, most of which involve Redstone’s sex life.

One of these allegations details the 92-year-old media magnate’s decision to ignore the advice of medical professionals when they urged him to limit his sexual activity to just once a week so he could have enough energy to swallow on his own.

If Redstone could pass his swallowing test then the feeding tube in his throat could be removed Herzer claims he was told in her filing, and as a result he would be able to enjoy his favorite food once again – steak.

‘Sumner is obsessed with eating steak and would attempt to eat one if it were placed in front of him, not seeming to recall or understand why he cannot do so,’ wrote Herzer.

Redstone refused to take this advice however according to Herzer, choosing sex over the ability to eat solid food.

Then there is the report of a tape featuring a ‘butt naked’ Redstone, which comes not from Herzer or her filing but rather multiple sources who spoke to Vanity Fair.

The alleged tape was filmed at Redstone’s $20million Beverly Park mansion according to sources and shows the nonagenarian sitting naked in a chair while watching two women kiss.

 

This is definitely one of those situations where you have to admire Sumner Redstone. According to the reports, his mental faculties aren’t totally there any more, he can’t even swallow because he’s too busy stroking his Cryptkeeper hog while chicks make out, but he’s still out there creeping hard and living the life as much as a man knocking on death’s door can. Hell when I get a flu (like I currently have, not all heroes wear capes), I barely want to try to hook up or jerk it because my dick feels like fevery Silly Putty and I can’t imagine it’d be enjoyable for anyone involved. But Sumner Redstone didn’t get to where he is by giving up like most mortal men. There’s a real courage to him not only still being all in on the sexual perversion but also being so unable to stop shooting his dusty cobwebs that he can’t muster up the energy to swallow. That’s the drive it takes to be a billionaire mogul both in work and the business of dropping loads.

 

That said, for all of the admiration I may have for Sumner Redstone living like he’s a 50-year-old creep instead of a century-old one, I REALLY want to know more about the chicks who Sumner Redstone brings in to make out while he jacks it in a chair. Girls doing sex stuff with billionaires probably have a lot of colorful life experiences but I have to imagine watching an enfeebled 92-year-old jerk off with the grace of Stephen Hawking must be a real sobering look in the mirror no matter how lucrative it may be.

 

(Sumner Redstone photo by Featureflash/Shutterstock)