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This Is How You Belly Flop


This is exactly what I meant in my previous blog about the ugly tennis player. Life hands you lemons make lemonade. If you’re ugly, work harder. If you’re fat, drop A+ Belly Flops on everyone’s face on the 4th of July. Fat people who don’t commit to being the funny fat kid can get fucked. You can win with a kid like Timmy. Sit ups are overrated, making people laugh isn’t.


h/t brian