Miltons is going to hook up entire weddings, up to 8 groomsmen, with all the gear they need. Send in your email to email@example.com and we’ll have stoolies vote for the winners. We’re loading up for the next wedding to pimp so send in your candidates now.
This Month’s Winner
El Pres and Co,
My buddy is tying the knot with the love of his life this July 4th weekend. The Bride is a triple threat: she’s gorgeous, she’s bright, and she laughs at a good number of my jokes. Matt is a stellar friend and consummate American: he loves sporting events, graphic T shirts, and drinking until he gets loud. He and the rest of the groomsmen are all staunch Stoolies. As the best man, I want to do everything I can to make sure that these two have the unforgettable wedding they deserve.
Matt’s long days recently under Barry O have forced the Mrs. to selflessly shoulder the bulk of the wedding planning. With almost all family, friends, and even a wedding venue on the East Coast (They currently live in WA), things have been pretty stressful. For that reason, I volunteered to spearhead the tuxedo search. The thing is, I don’t know anything about weddings or planning events or even getting dressed for work (I proudly adorn the same uniform as a blogger). After some light internet research, I’ve realized that this is much more complicated than I anticipated. Without guidance, it seems like Slim Fits from Men’s Wearhouse are inevitable. Please help me Make this Wedding Great Again!