If it’s Friday, it’s Top Pornhub Comments of the Week. Sure, your March Madness bracket may already be busted but at least your nut is as well (that felt gross to even type, I’m sorry). There’s still a ton of basketball left to be watched today so I don’t want to take up too much of your time. Let’s just get right into this, shall we?
Kinda hard to disagree with this one. Definitely not the best look for LSU baseball.
This is my one biggest complaint with the porn industry. Just really gets all of your hopes up. You think that every girl is going to be clean shaven with a bleached asshole? WRONG. So wrong. You’ve never been more wrong in your life. And sure, I know it goes both ways and that I’m a major disappointment to girls from anything they’d see in porn too. But girls like to pretend that they don’t watch porn so they can’t admit that you don’t stack up to the dudes in the videos.
Ha, that’s pretty punny. As a sidenote: I understand that people are in to a whole plethora of weird shit on Pornhub. It’s why incest videos are always the most viewed. But I just can’t wrap my head around people being into fart videos. Girls aren’t supposed to fart and they certainly don’t poop. At least not the hot ones.
Not sure how I feel about the phrase “fresh man milk” but I can tell you that I HATE the fact that it’s coming from the leader of the Commando Elite. Team Gorgonites forever.
Pardon your take, sir. But that is scorching hot. May want to put a quick warning at the beginning of this one.
Yo, that’s me! Or maybe. Close enough.
Why do I feel like the only perfect bracket left in America is somehow tied to this?
Technically speaking, he’s not wrong.
I don’t know, man. That sounds way more like something that Bernie would say. I don’t think this is the actual Donald Fucking Trump.
This is one of the very rare perfect comments that we’ll ever come across. Everything about it is incredible. The fact that the username is Black_Power but the profile photo is Hitler. The fact that Hitler did, in fact, have a micropenis. And then a perfect Star Wars joke. A+ all around.
And thus concludes this week in freaks. Thanks a lot for stopping by. Hope you’ve enjoyed your stay. As always, feel free to send any comments you come across to @BarstoolJordie on Twitter and have yourselves a go this weekend. Stay sexy out there, ya perverts.