This Zookeeper Who Was Secretly Filmed Giving A Dolphin A Hand Job Has Some Explaining To Do

Daily Mail- A sealife worker who was caught on camera carrying out a sex act on a dolphin was not doing anything illegal, Dutch prosecutors have ruled. Animal rights campaigners reported the incident after footage was captured by an undercover reporter posing as an ‘intern’ at the Dolphinarium in Hardewijk in Holland. The video shows a worker sitting on the side of a pool and wearing a glove on his right hand as he carries out a sex act on the animal. An animal rights charity complained that it constituted abuse under Article 254 Penal Code, sex with animals.

Apparently there’s two arguments being made here.  One, people think that this dude is giving this dolphin a hand job just for fun and are pissed about. Screaming from the rooftops that he should be thrown in jail. The other side is saying the hand job was for dolphin sperm research (wink wink) and it’s part of his job to do this. I don’t know which side is correct and I don’t really care and neither should he. What this dolphin pleasurer needs to be worried about is that people are questioning him at all. You never ever wanna be in a position in life where people are asking the question, “Did that guy jerk off a dolphin for fun or for work?” It’s just not a good place to be. You need to leave no doubt one way or the other. Either you’re doing it for work and everything is up to snuff and that’s cool. Or you’re doing it for fun in which case you shouldn’t let an “intern” film you doing it. In those terms, this guy has already lost.

Let’s all take a moment and thank our lord and savior Jesus Christ that we’re not into dolphins. Everybody has weird sex things. Search the porn history of anybody you know and I guarantee you’ll be shocked (don’t actually do this you creep). BDSM, ATM, interracial, two girls, two dudes, two grandmas, the list goes on and on. But at least you’re not jerking off to Sea World videos. Or worse, you’re jerking off a dolphin to Sea World videos. So give thanks for that today.