Shooter McGavin Grinding On A Smoke In A Bathing Suit Is Why Being Old Has To Be Awesome

Shooter you old sailer you! Using lines from a movie that came out 20 years ago to grind up on a smoke in a bathing suit. I ain’t mad at ya. Being old has to be awesome. Being old and famous would be even better but just being old gives you a free pass to be pretty inappropriate with members of the opposite sex. It goes both ways. Old men hit on young women and they giggle. Old ladies hit on young men and they laugh. You think that blonde chick would let a young guy get up on her like that with the cameras rolling? Not a chance in hell. She’d think it’d come off as trashy. But since Shooter (I do not know Shooter’s real name so it’s Shooter as far as I know) is in his 60s, it’s all good. Grind away. Maybe slip in a finger. Go nuts. She’d just laugh because he’s old. Old guys are harmless. Everybody knows that.

While we’re here, how about LeBron hanging out with my girl Paige? Let her hit a ball off your face, LeBron. You won’t. I die for this dawg.

Some alpha male shit from yours truly