If it’s Friday, it’s Top Pornhub Comments of the Week. The freaks over in the Pornhub comment section were slacking HEAVILY this week so I made the executive decision to play back some of the greats. I’ve been doing this for quite some time now, since I was just a young Jordie writing on my own site, and have an extensive compilation of Pornhub comments saved on my computer. So you’ll recognize some of these while others are like 2 years old at this point. Hopefully the PHCS takes this the right way and realizes that they need to step their shit up next week. And now, without further ado, let’s get down and dirty.
Quick Sidenote: I don’t save each link for every comment but I do care about you guys. So what I’m going to do is just throw random links in under each one. The videos won’t match up with the comment but it’s better than no link I suppose. Don’t say I’ve never done anything for you.
Last time I checked, Barstool doesn’t have a research team to fact check things. But I’d be willing to bet this is the most aggressive marriage proposal of all time.
Some people like to go for an early morning jog. Some people like to read the paper with a cup of coffee. Cochon68 just needs to see some chick’s asshole getting fisted and he’s ready to carpe the fuck out of the diem.
I guess when you realize that some people met their husband/wife at a gang bang, telling your family that you met your girlfriend through Tinder doesn’t seem that bad.
Just two really gross comments back to back. Good news is that I just threw up my lunch so now I feel skinny.
I would fuck you deaf. The 5 words that every girl longs to hear (pun wasn’t originally intended but now it is intended)
Just spit out my coffee and while I was actually drinking coffee at the time, I would have spat it out even if I wasn’t drinking any at all.
Pretty sure that’s a Gandhi quote, no? Still blows my mind that we haven’t slapped this saying on a tshirt yet.
Quintessential freak body right there. This is how you know you’re dealing with some of the most absurd creatures the internet has to offer.
That sure is one scorching hot take. If the spelling and grammar here wasn’t so perfect, I’d say this might be a PFT Commenter original.
“Restaurant quality cock sucking” needs to catch on. I have no idea what it means yet at the same time, I totally get it.
Have fun getting this image out of your head for the rest of the day!
The things 69luv69 said. I never really understood them. But just the fact that he was saying them, I respect that.
One of those very rare occurences when the Pornhub comment section managed to drop some seriously impressive art history knowledge while still being a bunch of sick, twisted, perverted creatures. Also, pour one out for BarackNDatAzzObama. One of the best there ever were.
The fact that john_wick101 was able to use the proper unit to measure energy here was beyond surprising. It’s also always a great idea to compare anything to Japanese tsunamis. Can’t see anything wrong with that at all.
And that, my friends, is how you capitalize on one of the biggest kid diddlers for content purposes.
Well, that’s all she wrote for the Pornhub Comments All Star Game. Here’s to hoping that the comment section figures their shit out for next week. Need some people to step up and fill the void left when BarackNDatAzzObama and 69luv69 left the game. If you come across any comments you think are gold, feel free to send them on over to @BarstoolJordie on Twitter. Hope all of you perverts have yourselves a weekend and don’t forget to stay sexy out there.