Yes sir, Matt Stairs. We’d all hit that thing up in an elevator shaft. Every. Time. But it’s another year and another crop of great athleticism and effort brought out by the Phillies Hooters girls, on #InternationalWomensDay, no less! Get it, gals!
What they lack in talent they make up for in…something. I feel like Jimmy Dugan here. They’re the best thing to watch on the entire field and it’s a damn shame. I haven’t got ballplayers, I’ve got girls. Girls you want to sleep with after the game not coach during the game (hawk dip on nearest shoe).
Need to reverse the clock back to when we had a got a Dottie Henson on our hands!
Impressive glove work, especially since she took a better angle on that ball than Ben Revere ever did.
These girls are swell but they still can’t hold a candle to the winner from 2 years ago with the Diabolical Dumper. Godspeed, Sofia.
— Smitty (@SmittyBarstool) February 28, 2014
— Sofia? (@badgalsof) September 19, 2013