This is what life as a Miami Heat fan is all about. Come for the basketball, stay for the baby races, but don’t leave until you see fake Sophia Vergara’s giant mammaries swinging like a pendulum. So while the Heat are locked in the 4 seed as 12s continue to cheer them on from the stands, us Knicks fans get to enjoy life sucking a little less as our team runs out the clock on another shitty NBA season. I can’t even act like I’m mad a Pat Riley anymore. He would have been a fucking idiot to stay here.