Pray For The Undertaker!!!
It’s over! Hey Undertaker, no chance, that’s what you’ve got! Taker’s gotta be shaking in his size 20 boots right about now.
Oh shit…maybe not:
Just two middle aged dads who enjoy eating the early bird dinner at the Olive Garden about to absolutely destroy each other in a month inside Hell in a Cell. Probably moreso Undertaker destroying Shane, but still.
PS: The fact Shane is wrestling around with his kids kinda makes me think he won’t go balls to the wall and jump off the Cowboys Stadium roof, but then I remember he’s a McMahon so he probably will. Plus, how about his one kid flying in off the top rope? Apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.
PS: Shane set the Guiness Book of World Records for naming his 3 kids as white as possible. Rogan, Kenyon, and Declan. They came out of the womb in sweater vests.