Miltons is going to hook up entire weddings, up to 8 groomsmen, with all the gear they need. Send in your email to firstname.lastname@example.org and we’ll have stoolies vote for the winners. We’re loading up for the next wedding to pimp so send in your candidates now. Our next winner will be selected March 18th.
This Week’s Contestant
|Stoolies,I lost my left eye in a bar fight in college when some idiot smashed a pint glass into my face. With that said, I could use all the help I can get looking sharp on my wedding day. My bride to be is a ER nurse in the US Army. We are currently stationed far away from where we are having our June wedding in Brooklyn. Expenses are adding up with us basically paying for the wedding ourselves while trying to organize it from thousands of miles away. I left my job last fall so that I could be with her when we found out about her re-location. I’m lucky to have found someone willing to put up with my lazy eyed mug for the rest of her life, please help give her the special moment she deserves. Viva!