Those Wacky Ravens Did It Again!

Hahahahahaha, those dumb, dumb motherfuckers. The carriage turned back into a pumpkin reallllll fast for them, huh? Yesterday they thought they were so funny, and then…oops! they remembered they were the Ravens. Suck my fucking dick. I’ve tried to give them the benefit of the doubt over my last few years at this here Barstool. But no more. You don’t come at Kirk Cousins and live to get away with it. No sir, no mam. That bleach pouring on his girlfriend ass idiot just casually getting arrested on a March night makes my day complete and I haven’t even had coffee yet. Fuck Terrell Suggs and fuck the Ravens.

Can’t wait for their social media team to blame the city of Scottsdale for the role it played in Terrell Suggs being arrested. Just another #GreatMomentInRavensHistory for them to put on the mantel.