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ISIS Soldier Straps A GoPro To His Head And Ends Up Filming His Own Death

 

 

“Hey honey look I’m gonna strap a GoPro to my head and film my time in battle ahhhhhhhhhh I’m dead!”

 

What an idiot! Strapping a GoPro on your head as you head out to battle is a bad idea. I’m sure it seems like an awesome idea at first. “Ohhhhhhhh shit. I’m gonna get some sweet war footage and it’s gonna do so good on my terrorist YouTube page.  Likes on likes on likes on likes.” Best case scenario you get badass footage.  Worst case scenario you die and millions and millions of people see it.  It’s kind of like that Dave Chappelle bit where he talks about 911 calls getting released.  I don’t need people seeing or hearing me in my last moments because who knows what’s gonna happen or what I’m gonna say. It’s different here because that dude is actively wanting people to watch him in combat but still. If he dies, he dies.That ISIS dude didn’t say anything embarrassing because he was too busy being dead. All I’m saying is I hope my death isn’t recorded cause I’ll probably end up looking stupid and unable to defend myself cause I’m dead.

 

By the way, it freaks me out how real video games are to the actual thing. That video looked and sounded exactly what it looks like when you’re playing Call of Duty. And that’s coming from a guy who hasn’t played Call of Duty in years. If I thought it looked real back then I can only imagine how real it looks now. No respawn for that ISIS solider however. That’s life.