FOX – Lane Kiffin and his wife Layla have mutually decided to get a divorce.
“After a lot of careful thought and consideration, Layla and I have mutually decided to divorce,” Lane Kiffin said. “We are fully committed to our kids’ future being our No. 1 priority. We will maintain an amicable relationship with respect for each other as we raise these three wonderful children. We will have no further comments and appreciate respect for our family’s privacy.”
First of all, let’s have a moment of silence for one of the best college sports WAGs in the business.
Layla Kiffin, the GOAT.
Obviously you never like to see a marriage fall apart and a family split in half, so I don’t mean to make light of that. But we do have to at least consider the implications here, and those implications are pretty clear: Lane Kiffin is about to go on a rampage through Alabama. Probably the entire country. I mean when you have this many rumors about you, at least a few are bound to be true right? A “where there’s smoke there’s fire” type deal? Except instead of fire, it’s Joey Freshwater ripping off smokes left and right.
My friend was in a Tuscaloosa bar about 6 moths ago and saw Kiffin there. Kiffins proceeded to hit on one of his friends under the alias “Joey Freshwater”. My friend knew it was Kiffin though and called him out on it, but he kept claiming “he gets that a lot”. “Freshwater” ended up getting shutdown by the girl (I guess she wasn’t in to guys twice her age) and goes to try his luck somewhere else. I have been waiting a long time to tell the legend of “Joey Freshwater” and now seemed like the perfect time since he was found cheating.