I'm All Aboard The "Katy Perry Is JonBenet Ramsey" Conspiracy Theory Train
Not sure if I ever mentioned this but I’m a huge conspiracy theory guy. I’m not even sure it’s the fact that I love conspiracy theories so much as the fact that I’m gullible as hell. If you say something with enough conviction, by that I mean post it on the internet in any fashion, then I’m all aboard. Remember the “a missile took out the Pentagon on 9/11 video from high school? Went hours preaching that. JFK? CIA. I read a post the other day about how 12 men have gone missing in Boston over the last 15 years, or so, that’s obviously a serial killer and not drunk people falling into the Charles.
Well, today another has fallen into the internet’s web. It’s an old video, but just started going viral today, and it proves unequivocally that Katy Perry is JonBenet Ramsey and it was a death in name only. Don’t believe me? Let’s look at the facts.
Katy and JonBenet have the same parents
Ramseys
Perrys
Same exact people. White guy, white lady and white guy, white lady. Can’t wiggle your way out of that trap. If you don’t think they’re the same people and look very different then you’re just believing a lie. Ramsey simply shaved his head, she got a haircut. When you go on the run the first thing you do is change your appearance. The most damning evidence that they’re separate people could be the fact that John Bennett Ramsey ran for office in 2008, after Perry was already famous, but I guess he was running a double life or something.
Katy and JonBenet are the same person
More stone cold evidence. Do the ages match-up? No. JonBenet would be 25, Katy is 31. Classic decoy. If they didn’t change Katy’s age then this would be too easy, they had to at least make an attempt to hide it. You think Katy could go around looking exactly like JonBenet, with the exact same age, and not have America notice? Don’t be foolish.
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There you have it, case closed. Same person and if you don’t acknowledge it then you’re bearing false witness to death.
PS – To illuminate how gullible I am, I was writing this blog tongue in cheek but also kinda believing it. It wasn’t until I found out that Ramsey ran for Michigan House of Reps in 2008 where I was like “OK yeah, definitely not the same.” But after watching the video I was only thinking Well, maybe. Definitely could be. Sure.