Damn Daniel, Back At It Again With The P-hub Comments Of The Week

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If it’s Friday, it’s Top Pornhub Comments of the Week. A time to dive deep into the inner-minglings of the biggest collections of freaks on the internet to feel better about ourselves. Because while we all have some screws loose here and there, at least we aren’t commenting on internet porn. So let’s get right to it, shall we?

ceiling-fan
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To each their own, I suppose. Don’t knock it till you try it

damn-daniel
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Welp. Had to have known that this was coming…

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And that, my friends, is how you successfully ruin an internet meme. MrBigDick6969 coming in hot.

deal-with-it
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I feel like johoXX has to be a stoolie. And if he’s not already, he should be. Because he gets what life is all about. We just wanna cum and gtfo. I believe Gandhi said that and truer words have never been spoken.

kitchen-design
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wafflesmcgee isn’t wrong. With a new color pallete, this was a kitchen that I wouldn’t mind calling home. You know, minus all the jizz everywhere.

panda-blackeye
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Nothing like granting a woman’s uterus with some magnificent pleasure. Then squeezing the girl’s boobs right after. Love how they feel like a bag of sand in my hand. So fucking hot.

pat-the-bat
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Yo. This is 100% the real Pat Burrell and there’s nothing you can say to make me think otherwise.

premature
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Let me just say this loud and clear for all to hear. There is nothing wrong with being a quote-unquote two pump chump. Sex, and life in general, is a race. And if you’re not playing to win, then what the hell are you doing here?

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And old comment, yes, but this might be the grand daddy of every porn comment ever. The GOAT. Especially when you read it in your head in Chris Rock voice. It’s perfect in every single way.

rubber-chicken
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When you know you hit it right

Oh yeah, apparently there is a Pornhub Comments twitter account lurking around the interwebs these days. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

And thus concludes this week in freaks. Thanks a lot for tuning in. Feel free to send in any comments you come across over the week to @BarstoolJordie on Twitter. Hope all you perverts have yourselves a go this weekend. Stay sexy out there.

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