Is A Half Pound Of Coke A Lot To Fit In Your Vagina?

(Source) — A 24-year-old woman was busted at Kennedy Airport trying to smuggle $10,000 worth of cocaine into the city — by hiding it in her vagina, officials said. Shekira Thompson, a U.S. citizen born in Jamaica, was caught with a half-pound package of the white powder inserted into her private area on Sunday while returning from a trip to her birth country. Customs cops pulled her aside about 1 p.m. Sunday and brought her to a private search room where she admitted to hiding the drugs in the sensitive area. Robert E. Perez, Director of U.S. Customs and Border Protection’s New York Field Operations, hailed the bust.

This is more of a request for sexual education that it is a blog. Is that a lot? I really have no idea how vagina’s work. Looking at that photo, it looks like a HUGE undertaking. You know those outrageously sized butt plugs that look like a Judas Cradle? The ones that the chick just barely sit on the tip and you’re like, “What the fuck? How’s that supposed to impress me? When I order a mammoth burger then take one bite, no one cums”? This coke sphere looks like one of those, only she got the whole thing in.

But at the same time, there’s nothing for scale. That’s rule one for taking dick pics, and I guess cocaine smuggling pics: make sure there’s nothing to compare it to. Yeah, it looks like it’s a good size against that blank backdrop, but who’s to say? Could just be the right light. Photography is known to play tricks on people, even I’ve had a sext or two described as, “I guess that’s a good one.” Sorry to brag, but it’s true.

So what’s the case here? Does this chick have a magic vagina? Are her boundaries limitless? Should we search it for Amelia Earhart and MH370? Or is this chick just a Jamaican slut who might wake up with a kinda sore pussy in the morning? Teach me about vaginas, please.