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The Ghostbusters "Key Lime Slime" Twinkie Is A Terrible Idea

Food Beast- If nothing else, it’s evident that the Ghostbusters remake is going to promote itself pretty heavily through food. First we caught the Hi-C Ecto Cooler out in the wild, and now there has been a sighting of a ‘Key Lime Slime Twinkie’. A Tweet by ENM Sales & Services, who represents Hostess, showed a photo of the exclusive Twinkie, a collaboration that makes sense considering the infamous Twinkie scene in the original movie.  The pictured green box is Ghostbustered-out, with the logo next to a “Limited Edition” notice. Below that, you can see the “Only in theaters” disclaimer, just as we saw with the Ecto-Cooler leaked photo. The outer sponge of the cake itself seems to be its same yellow self, but the inside will be stuffed with “artificially flavored” key lime cream filling.  ENM decided to play the role of teaser and gave no official release date, but the new Ghostbusters movie is set to come out July 15, 2016, so you have to believe they’ll release these in at least late May, early June.

 

Get the fuck out of my face with this shit, Hostess.  The only thing I love more than junk food is special edition junk foods.  But key lime cream is not what I want.  I could live with food coloring making the cream or cake (and likely my poop) green. I could live with a marshmallow flavored Twinkie in honor of the best movie villains ever.

Hell, I could even live with an Ecto Cooler flavored Twinkie, which would probably be vile but still better than key lime slime.  You could go in a million different directions with this snack and people would love it.  Twinkies are an American classic.  Ghostbusters is an American classic.  But key lime pie is for the fucking birds.  And probably communists. Stuff like this is why Drakes Cakes stay the king.

And while the Twinkie scene from Ghostbusters is good:

The dickless scene is clearly the best: