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That'sALotofRice.com Launches - A Site Detailing Yelp Girl's Struggle With Starvation

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I was done with Yelp girl but this is just too funny. That someone took the time to look through her entire social media history, pull all the pictures, buy a domain name and build a website for it. Poor Lady Murderface. Convince the world you’re literally starving because you can’t afford bread and only eat rice…forget to wipe your Twitter of the steak dinners washed down by 50 dollar bottles of booze that you ordered for delivery.

This is a lot of rice.

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(This is what I drink. It’s $47.99 at my liquor store. Sometimes I walk a few blocks to the cheaper one to get it for $43.99. I’m assuming San Fran prices are relatively close to NYC’s? In which case each bottle is approximately 12 loaves of Wonderbread.)

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Also…

Love this message of inspiration.

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Hmmmm, pass, open letter and GoFundMe sounds better.

PS,

For the record I’m all for raising awareness on the minimum wage and the challenge for lower class families to make a living. Just prefer it to come from someone who is actually struggling and not some entitled brat working in tech and living in a 1 BR in San Francisco.