Here I am listening to Dr. Wallpaper Doug Pederson go out of his way to talk about Chase Daniel and Andy Reid for minutes at a time, so excuse me for the pick me up GIF. It doesn’t help when Howie Roseman hops on directly after and basically says he’s in charge of mine and my father’s souls for the foreseeable future, but every little bit helps. I guarantee my blood pressure is 90x whatever that pup’s levels that thing is currently reading. Maybe that little girl can make a house call over here and give me mercy, Dr. Kevorkian style. Anything’s better than breathing at this point.
BONUS: Pup goes apeshit on the way to the dog park. Pure bliss.