A 16-Year-Old Kid Won A Free Month In A Hotel With A Porn Star And His Mom Isn't Too Happy About It
Mirror – Fresh-faced Ruslan Schedrin, said to be 16, could spend a month in a hotel with X-rated movie actress, Ekaterina Makarova, also known as Macy Ssens.
Astonishingly, Ekaterina, thought to be in her mid-20s, hasn’t ruled out having sex with the teenager, saying: “It is not supposed but life is life”
Ruslan says he’s excited by the prospect of spending time in close quarters with Ekaterina, who he describes as having “good sizes”.
“I called my friends and they did not believe it either. They said, ‘What are you talking about?’ Now they are happy for me too. Some of them are envious [ED. NOTE: No fucking way!].”
But his mum and sister are furious, insisting the prize is inappropriate for a 16-year-old, adding that he should be concentrating on his education.
“I am absolutely against it. He has got exams, he is studying. What do you mean – a month with a porn star? This is not real at all -even a week is too much,” [his mom Vera said]. “They should give us 100,000 rubles (£931) instead – we’ll be happy with it. Such a prize – how could they get such an idea for a 16-year-old boy? I am shocked. I have not seen the girl, but my son must study.”
Classic Mom logic, focusing on his book learning instead of real learning at the school of hard knocks. Yeah you can learn by studying for your exams and graduating and moving into the real world. Or you could learn what life is really like spending a month in a confined space with a porn star. On the good side for him, maybe she’ll bang and he’ll become a man who’s earned that self-satisfied smirk and equally self-satisfied turtle neck. On the bad side, maybe she’s the pilled or drugged out type of porn star and he’ll have to make sure she sleeps on her side so she doesn’t choke on her own vomit in between rage fits and her yelling on the phone at her boyfriend who also pimps her out a little. But with either outcome, young Ruslan will be able to tackle any problem in life because he’ll have persevered through this situation. Suffering through a possibly crazy woman who makes a living getting plowed on camera is a much more educational than reading Dostoevsky books cover to cover everyday for the next few years of his life.
Unfortunately I couldn’t find many pics of the porn star that we could legally use but I did find one that I believe to be her nude and helpfully drew Homer Simpson’s attire onto her so we could run it:
You get the idea I’m sure but just in case the NSFW version is here. Hell have a NSFW video supposedly of her giving some dudes a striptease that’s on YouTube for some reason too, let’s make it an afternoon.
