Evan Mathis Goes Out Of His Way To Take A Royal Shit On Chip Kelly
PFT – In an email exchange with Mike Klis of 9News in Denver, Mathis did what those who end up on the better end of the stick have been doing since the dawn of time while explaining his thoughts on why Kelly fell short in Philly. “There were many things that Chip had done that showed me he wasn’t building a championship team,” Mathis wrote. “Two of the main issues that concerned me were: 1. A never-evolving, vanilla offense that forced our own defense to play higher than normal play counts. 2. His impatience with certain personality types even when they were blue-chip talents. The Broncos team I was on would have eaten Chip alive. I don’t think he could have handled the plethora of large personalities.” Mathis added that he hopes Kelly learns from the experience and “takes some constructive criticism from this” with him to his new job with the 49ers.
Oh, and there’s this YouTube video Evan Mathis very maturely texted Chip Kelly when he wanted his release:
Because who needs to be an adult in a business situation when you’ve got Engelbert Humperdinck to do your talking.
Really, Evan? Here’s a fucking newsflash for you: You Won. Not you’re winning, you’re going to win. You’ve won. They say the best revenge is living well, and unless you get fired from your blogging job and are forced to sell pasta again to pay rent, I wholeheartedly agree with that mantra. Evan Mathis was unceremoniously cut by Chip Kelly and went on TO WIN THE SUPER BOWL. There is no greater “Fuck You Taste My Nuts, Chip” than that action. What’s the point of even delving into these conversations of how the Eagles were/are so messed up other than to make my father reach faster for his heart medication? There is no point, other than Evan Mathis is being a complete and total dickweed. Well, stop being a dickweed, man. And maybe bring your 90+ Madden rating back to the Birds for one final farewell. We could use a guard or 2. Definitely 2.
