Terry Crews Posted A Video On Facebook About How He Was Addicted To Porn And Had To Go To Rehab

First of all, a 50 year old guy filming a 5 minute video about how he was addicted to watching people fuck is the perfect use of Facebook in 2016. “Hey remember that website that inspired that movie? Is that still in use?” “Yeah, your uncle is on it and shares way too much personal shit.”

But I don’t understand how someone gets addicted to porn. I have one of the most addictive personalities in history and the idea of being hooked on porn simply baffles me. I mean Crews said “day would turn into night” and he’d still be watching porn. Are you saying you jerked off for six hours and didn’t cum? Sick brag, Terry. That’s not an addiction, that’s just watching porn incorrectly. Porn has a very definitive ending, a finite moment where you learn “OK this activity is complete.” Cum then carry on with your day. Like drinking you can do one more beer, drugs you can do one more hit, you cannot do another nut. Once I jerk-off I immediately close out the window and hate myself. You watch a chick shit gummy bears and fart milk and want more? Gross. I do it because I have to in order to fall asleep. It’s not an enjoyable activity, it’s just something I have to do in order to keep functioning. Wait, I think I just talked myself into being dependent on porn. Forget everything I said, I am also addicted to porn. I get it now.

PS – What is porn rehab? You just have shitty wi-fi, have to paint pictures of your nana and an office linebacker tackles you if you get a boner?