This Is Not A Drill! The Knicks Have Called Up Jimmer Fredette!!!
Lock your windows, close your doors, Jimmer Smalls is coming to The Mecca! What a week it has been. I’m over here in Riga getting ready to watch some Knicks basketball with my Latvian brothers and sisters and the Zen Master goes out and changes NBA history in one fell swoop. If Steph Curry and Klay Thompson are the Splash Brothers, does that make Jimmer and Godzingis? The Splash MonStars? Good luck guarding a team that has two players with unlimited range and a scorer like Melo. It’s goink to be lit at MSG.
If Grantland was still around, this shot chart would be up. I know it.
Also Pres, if by some chance you are reading this, I’m all in for going a trip to Glens Falls. Need to know everything there is to know about The Jimmer.