The Guardian – China is to relocate more than 9,000 people in the lead-up to the opening of the world’s largest radio telescope later this year – a move that Beijing hopes will boost the global hunt for extraterrestrial life. Work on the 1.2bn yuan (£127m) Fast (Five-hundred-metre Aperture Spherical Radio Telescope) project began in the south-western province of Guizhou in 2011 and is expected to be completed by September. Before then 9,110 residents of Guizhou’s Pingtang and Luodian counties will be “evacuated” from their homes, the Xinhua news agency announced on Tuesday. Each will receive 12,000 yuan (£1,275) in compensation from the government’s eco-migration bureau, Xinhua added.
Oldest trick in the book here by China. Spend 1.2 billion yuan building a telescope to search for extraterrestrials to take all the attention off the fact that Chinese people are already aliens living here on earth. In today’s Daily Mail I explain all the evidence how the Chinese are actually alien life forms living amongst humans waiting until they have a large enough army to take over the planet. People like myself have been catching on. Their weirdness and inability to associate with normal humans is a red flag that they are actually a different life form. So what do you do when people start getting suspicious that you’re an alien race? Build a big ass telescope and start “looking for aliens” yourself. Nobody would accuse you of being an alien if you’re spending time and money to search for aliens yourself, right?
Its like back in the steroid era when Mark McGwire used to purposely leave his andro in plain sight in his locker. Let all the reporters see that on purpose so they wouldnt dig deeper and find the anabolic steroids. Thats the Chinese with this telescope. Hopefully throwing all humans off their scent. Acting like they’re leading the search for ETs when in reality they are the ETs. Already here, waiting to strike.
The rest of todays episode: Argentinian soccer ref killed for issuing a red card, 2 marijuana nuns dedicate their entire lives to weed, dude wakes up from a coma speaking Mandarin, and Virgin Airlines tells Kanye West to eat a dick. Plug in juice up.