Odell Beckham Is Dating Zenyatta?

First things first. Zenyatta had by far the most outrageous outfit/hairdo of the night last night. This chick is GORGEOUS. Like almost impossible not to look beautiful at all times. And this is the look she rolls out? Pant suit and a mullet? Just such a slap in the face to God. It’s like hitting on 20 in blackjack. Just so fucking arrogant.

Anyway I guess Odell Beckham is trying to bang her? I thought Odell was gay? Maybe that’s why he’s willing to go on a date with a chicks dad as the chaperon? I don’t care how good looking this chick is if you’re Odell Beckham you don’t waste your time going on double dates with pops. I get normal dudes having to put in this type of work. But when you’re a star athlete and a chick insists on partying with her dad you just move on to the next don’t you? Unless of course you’re gay?

Regardless none of that is really here nor there. The point of this blog is that Zenyatta is living proof that whenever you mix races you always end up with the hottest people. I mean look at Zenyatta’s parents.

And yet they made this?

Insane. But this is the case 100 out of 100 times. Doesn’t matter if it’s Blacks and whites. Asians and white. Asian and black etc. You mix races and boom Lenny Kravitz comes rolling down the pike like clockwork. Probably God’s greatest way of saying we should all get along.