Everyone knows that Valentine’s Day is an unspoken social media contest. If you’ve got a girlfriend and didn’t get her something awesome to Instagram then buckle up, because you’re in for a couple weeks of passive aggressiveness. Love doesn’t count unless you can show it off, after all. Every woman on social media was trying to flex their love with filtered shots of roses, chocolates, and teddy bears but each and every one of them just got their teeth kicked in by Gisele. Your man got you some Russell Stovers and a plant that’s going to die in ten minutes? My guy got me perfection, he got me himself. Goals AF, or something like that.