Is Brett Favre The First NFL Player To Take Retirement Steroids?

Holy shit is Brett Favre the most jacked ex-NFL player of all time? I mean I’m obviously joking when I say he’s on Steroids but whatever he’s doing seems to be working. He looks better than he did in his playing days. He’s like Benjamin Button of football. Crack open a beer, Brett. Unbutton those wranglers, eat a big meal and live a little. You’re retired, enjoy that shit.

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What are the chances Brett is in good shape because his agent keeps telling him teams have interest? I wouldn’t be shocked if Brett still asks Bus Cook for weekly updates on his comeback plan. Always be in game shape, never know when a team will need an old gunslinger.