Fucking Dalton. How does this even happen? Is this something truck owners deal with routinely? Shit just flying out of their trucks? And not just a piece of wood or a tool, 2 full suitcases which I’m guessing had valuable items/clothes in it. Only Andy Dalton. Just absolutely perfect. Middle of February and he’s still Daltoning a simple drive to the airport, one of the most basic tasks in life. The real question though is what’s in the suitcase? A rich guy probably doesn’t care, which leads you to believe Dalton needs this luggage back. I wouldn’t be shocked if Dalton gets freaky with some sex toys. Can never trust a ginger.
I was actually shocked by the twitter response. Usually Bengals fans jump down my throat and scream about Cutler. I guess this is one of those cases where we can all laugh at that stupidity of Andy Dalton. Suitcases on the highway, the great comedic equalizer.