This Guy On Twitter Is The Most Perfect White Knight Stereotype Ever

I saw this one pop up on my feed today and cracked up. A lot of Internet discussion centers around “Oh why are men so angry at women and cursing at them and namecalling” and I get that’s a more important issue for the ladies who analyze such things. But as a man, I’m WAY more intrigued by guys like this and their whole existence of kowtowing and sucking up to women online. It’s partially that I find it hilarious when guys try what they think are sneaky ways to pick up chicks like this but also that I just can’t understand the thought process of a dude whose lane in life is trying to be the SJW hero to everyone online. Check out some of his other tweets that were grabbed before he locked his profile to avoid some social media weaponization from the Weird Twitter folks:

And yes, I’m sure on some level this dude has good intentions and I get that not every tweet should be a No Ma’am meeting at the Nudie Bar. But does it all have to be so, I don’t know, snivelly? You can have opinions outside of the norm without necessarily turning over your testicles like a detective suspended from the force on a cop show. Joe Rogan calling these social justice warrior types “unfuckable white dude trying so hard to get women (and black people) to love him” still might be one of the most spot-on observations I’ve ever heard.

Also while Barstool gets a lot of shit for tearing people apart on Twitter (ignoring that it’s usually when they insult our readers or staff for no reason but to look cool for likeminded people), no one deserves credit for being able to so adeptly tear a man’s life to shreds in under 140 characters than some of these Weird Twitter folks who live for mocking guys like him:

Black Twitter’s got some competition in the skull emoji game imo.