I Would Be Lying If I Said Scalabrine's Hypothetical Big 3 Didn't Give Me A Half A Chub



Speed, athleticism, savvy, and a lockdown defender in Scal. Multiple championships right there. And honestly speaking, if you make all role players equal I would take Scal/Pip/MJ over Lebron/Wade/Bosh to win a 7 game series 100 out of 100 times.



How about Scal’s twitter profile pic? Oakleys, hair on fire, and a million freckles. Couldn’t possibly be more of a ginger and he doesn’t give a shit. Respect the hell out of that.