The Interesting Case Of Hot Chick Who Photographs Terribly - KFC Radio 154

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154 episodes later you can finally hear the voicemails. No need to thank me. I know how great of a job I’ve done. Just sit back and enjoy actually being able to hear the audio podcast you’ve been listening to for almost 4 years.

Super Bowl 50 edition featured some talk about TD celebrations and the best and worst parts of your Super Bowl party. We talked about the time Clem almost lost his balls, chicks getting waxed, the importance of jerking off and a lot of other weird shit as per usual.

But the most curious case we discussed yesterday was the 8 who looks like a 5 in pictures. A true two face. A hot chick in real life, and a dog in pics. A reverse Shallow Hal, if you will. Now in 2016, that kinda matters. You are what your instagram pics say you are. You are what your twitter avatar or Tinder profile is. In a digital age, being ugly digitally sucks. But as a guy thats banging her, thats kind of a dream come true. You get a bonafide smoke in the bedroom. A very hot chick having sex with you. And you dont need to really worry about her getting crept on by other dudes because she doesnt look that hot on the computer. You got substantially less competition when a chick doesnt photograph well. Shes not on Barstool as a Local Smoke. She doesnt have a zillion instagram followers. And to be honest shes probably a little bit insecure because of it and that bodes well for mediocre guys like this. So embrace the Photography 2 face. Like Clem says, its like finding a brand new shirt thats on sale on the clearance rack for some reason. Just take advantage of it.

PS – Sorry no video this week. The new program that records the audio better doesnt do video and when I tried to record with the usual video program, it told me something about my computer not having enough memory or space or something, and thats when your boy KFC checks out. Maybe next week.