Roger Goodell Dabbing Makes Me Physically Ill

“What’s that, Robin? You won’t make me dab? No, I’ll do it! I’m totally not a robot! I can do fun!”

*dabs exactly how a robot would dab*

I am angry, folks. Just gonna take the rest of the day off and watch this on a loop and seethe with anger. Fuck you, Roger. You are the lamest, worst villain to ever exist and I hope all the bad things in the world happen to you.