Sara Underwood Is Playing For Keeps On Instagram

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This chick is relentless over on the Instagram. Fucking relentless. 31 years old and looks as fresh as a daisy. I’ve said it once, I’ve said it twice, I’ll say it a million times: we need to make a time machine so Sara can go back in time and take Instagram pictures when she was in her early 20’s. She would have broken the Internet and every 8th grader’s dick right off their body.

I mean really, think about it: I’m 27. Not too old but definitely not young anymore. I grew up in a time where we actually looked forward to the SI Swimsuit issue. Where scrambled porn wasn’t a joke, but a thing you really watched to get off. A time where there was no RedTube, YouJizz, or any of that. The kids these days have it so good and they don’t even know it. Sara Underwood is posting snatch shots on Instagram like it’s a casual greeting. I talked about this sort of thing on Yuppie Junk with JJ, how good these kids have it nowadays. Let’s not even get started on Snapchat. Good lord, can you imagine? We were typing a/s/l into AIM chat boxes, and these kids these days have titties flying directly into their phones. SMDH.

I want to keep this blog SFW so it shows up on the app, so here’s the link to her Insta if you are so inclined. Spoiler alert: She’s been slaying.