Connor McDavid Is Back, Bitches

Connor McDavid hasn’t played a game since November 3rd after suffering an injury against the Flyers. Tonight, the 1st overall draft pick from the 2015 NHL Entry Draft made his highly anticipated return and holy fucking shit, the kid is insane. The Era may have temporarily been put on hold for a little there but make no mistake about it, the Connor McDavid Era is back in full throttle, Charlie’s Angels 2. What a fucking beauty. Undresses two defenders, undresses poor Koprisalo in net with that move that he loves to pull oh so much. It’s just ridiculous. To think this kid just turned 19-years-old less than 3 weeks ago and already making plays like this. You just had to have known that he’d get himself right back on the board tonight. McDavid has McRisen and he’s sick and tired of all this bullshit Calder Trophy talk without his name at the top of the list. It may be the Year of the Rookie, but more importantly, it’s the Year of McJesus. Tell us how you really feel, Connor.

Sidenote: The new NHL.tv site is absolute garbage. Almost impossible to watch a live feed right now without it cutting out every 10 seconds. It might be the only site on the internet with worse technology than Barstool. Maybe the DevNest helped develop that one as well?