Kylie Jenner Out Here Wrecking Instagram

King Kylie! What a woman. A woman. Definitely no longer a little girl. Tits all pushed up, ass swallowing up her thong. Those DSLs lookin like a cartoon. Its a good thing Kris Jenner is a pimp and Bruce Jenner is a chick now, otherwise this girl would have killed her parents. They would have jumped out the window a long time ago.

You gotta wonder what goes through Kendall Jenner’s head now. I mean yea, Kendall is gorgeous and the “prettier” girl. Kylie looks weird and plastic as fuck. But if you’re picking one to smash theres just no way youre taking Kendall. Thats a huge departure from the way things were a couple years ago. No doubt in my mind Kendall secretly hates her and cant wait for her to be addicted to drugs and getting DUIs and shit. Which, by the way, is inevitable. Right now she’s King Kylie but she’s going off the edge of a cliff, O’Doyle still soon enough.