Hey Weird Haircut Seth, Let Jackie Bradley Jr. Show You How To Throw A Football 60 Yards

Hey Weird Haircut Seth, you see that throw? That’s how you throw a football 60 yards. And not only did Jackie Bradley Jr. throw a football 60 yards — he threw a football 60 yards with EASE. I mean, I can’t say I’m surprised. We’re talking about the same guy who threw a baseball from home plate into the stands in centerfield. That’s some Vladimir Guerrero shit. He also throws frozen ropes from right field (soon to be centerfield) at 95 miles an hour to bang out dudes trying to tag up from third base on him. Get out of here with that. Not today, not tomorrow.