The Mets' Double-A Affiliate Is Having 'Netflix And Chill' Night This Year

For the PC Police who will inevitably be upset about this, lighten up. It’s funny.

Yes, it’s a professional sports organization making reference to having sex while watching online-streaming conspiracy theory documentaries. Who cares. Your mom had sex. Your grandparents had sex. It’s not a big deal, and you’re welcome for me putting that image in your head. That’s what you get for not just laughing at this in the first place and moving on. That’s a life lesson for you.

Now, if you’re a baseball fan, you know that minor league teams are insane. They will do next to anything to get people to come to their games. I went to a Lowell Spinners game where they actually shot a guy out of a fucking cannon and over the fence in centerfield as the “Human Home Run”. It was awesome. But that’s what you have to do if you’re a minor league team to put asses in the seats. Not everybody is a loser like me, who is just coming out to catch a glimpse of the supplemental draft pick from last year’s draft. People want to see guys get shot out of cannons. People want to Netflix and Chill on metal bleacher seats. That’s what minor league baseball is all about.

And I’m not even sure how they’re going to go about promoting Netflix and Chill night at the ballpark. Like, what do you do? I guess it’ll kind of be like this? Not sure. What I am sure of, though, is that I’m now depressed all over again that Don Orsillo is gone. Wow, what a rollercoaster of emotions.