Fletcher Cox Is About To Get PAID

Howie, you madman you! The second he gets full control back he starts stamping his little dick all over the place. Ertz, Celek, Lane Johnson, and soon Fletcher Cox (with Vinny Curry, probably). And, like I said before, I don’t mind Roseman as a bookkeeper. He’s good with the numbers and salary cap, there’s no denying that. It’s the question of actually being a Joe Banner behind the scenes with an actual talent evaluater choosing the players. Not gonna happen, but hey, a man can dream.

But the fact of the matter is the Eagles have to lock up Fletcher and his Cox for LIFE. If not, it would be up there when Reggie left for the Packers. Cox is THAT good. And him doing the damn thing in Jim Schwartz’s system where the once mighty Albert Haynesworth and Jevon Kearse dominated the league is outright scary. I have no idea how this quiet Southern gem is going to handle this kind of money, but I am pumped to see what he’ll do on the field for the next decade. We’re talking HOF here.

This affects me a lot more than it should. Give me another chance, Fletch – Even though I have zero idea what I did in the first place. Did nothing but wash his balls on Twitter, and then some. Maybe I wasn’t gentle enough.