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Ted Cruz Has Already Given The Soundbite Of Tonight's GOP Debate




Two things:


1. This is obviously slightly manipulated. After this he said, “… And Ben, you’re a terrible surgeon. Now that we’ve gotten the Donald Trump portion out of the way…” Still an unreal Vine though. I’ve been watching it on a loop for 15 minutes. Incredible delivery from Cruz.


2. This is how Portnoy needs to start every Rundown when everyone moves to NYC. I am a maniac, and everyone on this stage is stupid, fat, and ugly. Perfect Portnoy, perfect Barstool.