Dennis Rodman Will Grace(?) Us With His Presence At Wing Bowl

PHILADELPHIA (CBS) — Just when you thought Wing Bowl couldn’t get any crazier, it did. This year’s special guest symbolizes the event better than anyone ever before. Dennis Rodman will be attending SportsRadio 94WIP’s Wing Bowl 24, Angelo Cataldi and the 94WIP Morning Show announced on Thursday morning.

Sweet? Sure. I guess. I don’t even know anymore. All I know is The Worm has zero to do with Philadelphia, will be hammered before sunrise, and be on a jet out of town before lunch. Good for him to snake a quick hefty paycheck. And for the first time in Wing Bowl history the title of most clinically batshit person on the Wing Bowl floor won’t go to a C-section’d, morning-shift stripper waiting on her modeling career to kick off. Nope. That honor will be bestowed up one Dennis Rodman.

We’ll all be there to document it again while riding our horse Skin & Bones to victory. Let us know where the spot’s at in the parking lot at 4am and we’ll come and question our lives together. Here is last year’s degenerate mess and, yes, I am surprised too that I’ve survived another year while breathing that heavy.