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Whoever Wrote the Gronk Party Cruise Descriptions Should Win A Pulitzer

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Ok who the hell wrote these descriptions? Was it the Gronks themselves? It couldn’t have been right? I mean I love the Gronks but writing doesn’t seem like it would be their gig. That means somebody else wrote this for them which is what makes it so impressive. Because whoever did it captured the essence of Gronk perfectly. Like it actually had me wondering for a second whether they wrote it themselves evne though I know they don’t have the attention span or capabilities to pull this off. That’s what’s so amazing. Somebody with a brain was able to transform themselves into a Gronk for 25 minutes and perfectly capture their essence.