<!DOCTYPE html><html lang="en"><head><meta charset="utf-8"><meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width,initial-scale=1,maximum-scale=1,user-scalable=no,shrink-to-fit=no"><title>My New Motto In Life</title><link rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" href="https://htlbid.com/v3/barstoolsports.com/htlbid.css"><script async src="https://htlbid.com/v3/barstoolsports.com/htlbid.js"></script><script async src="https://www.caffeine.tv/embed.js"></script><script>window.htlbid=window.htlbid||{},htlbid.cmd=htlbid.cmd||[],htlbid.cmd.push(function(){htlbid.setTargeting("pagetype","blog"),htlbid.setTargeting("authorId","45"),htlbid.setTargeting("Verity_keywords",["life","new motto","barstool sports","kanye fight","wiz khalifa","hats","beanies","hoodies","flag","big game | new football t-shirts","camera","fuck","twitter","more shop","celebrity"]),htlbid.setTargeting("Verity_positive","0.36"),htlbid.setTargeting("Verity_neutral","0.55"),htlbid.setTargeting("Verity_negative","0.09"),htlbid.setTargeting("Verity_GGT5_conf","VERY_HIGH"),htlbid.setTargeting("Verity_GGT5_risk","HIGH"),htlbid.setTargeting("is_testing","no"),htlbid.pubads().setPublisherProvidedId("PPID-GOES-HERE"),htlbid.layout()})</script><script src="https://d9rde3y35j061.cloudfront.net/script.js"></script><script src="https://htlbid.com/v3/barstoolsports.com/htlbid.js" async></script><script src="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/embed.js" async></script><style>.union__content{font-family:-apple-system,HelveticaNeue,Roboto,sans-serif;font-weight:400;font-size:18px;color:#5a5b5d;word-wrap:break-word;box-sizing:border-box;padding:0 5px 32px 5px}.union__content p{padding:0;margin:16px 0 0 0}.union__content img{display:block;width:100%!important;height:auto;margin:16px 0 0 0}.union__content video{display:block!important;width:100%!important;height:auto;margin:16px 0 0 0}.union__content .articleAd{text-align:center;margin:16px 0 0 0;background-color:#f5f5f5}.union__content .htlad__container{display:inline-block}.union__content p a{color:#377dc4}.union__content .oembed__wrapper{margin:16px 0 0 0}.union__content blockquote:not(.twitter-video){display:block;margin:16px 0 0 0;padding:4px 12px;border-left:4px solid #77889a;font-style:italic;background:#f0f4f8;text-align:left;border-radius:0 6px 6px 0}.union__content blockquote:not(.twitter-video) p{font-style:italic}.union__content blockquote,q{quotes:none}.union__content iframe{max-width:100%}.union__content .bs-image-hidden{display:none}.union__content div.hq-image{width:fit-content;margin:0 auto}.union__content span.image-attribution,.union__content span.image-attribution a{color:#757575;font-size:12px;font-style:italic;letter-spacing:.1px;line-height:14px;text-decoration:none;padding:0;margin:0}.union__content .bs-videoPlayer .bs-videoPlayer__container,.union__content video-js,.wp-video{width:100%!important;height:0!important;position:relative;padding-bottom:56.25%;overflow:hidden;margin:16px 0 0 0}.wp-video video{width:100%!important;height:100%!important}.hq-image video{width:100%!important;height:100%!important}.union__content .bs-videoPlayer__container>iframe{position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;border:none}@media (prefers-color-scheme:dark){.union__content,body,html{background:#1c1c1c;color:#f1f1f1}.union__content blockquote:not(.twitter-video){border-left:4px solid #367dc4;background:#272c35}}</style><script>window.addEventListener("applicationDidBecomeActive",()=>{document.querySelectorAll(".hq-image video[autoplay]").forEach(e=>e.play())})</script><script>window.htlAdUnitPath="57249056/in-app-iOS/Article-Page_In-Article-Unit",window.htlKeyvalues={authorId:"45",category:"Chicago",tags:[],brandName:null,brandId:0,pagetype:"standard_post"}</script></head><body class="union__content"><p><a href="https://cdn.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/27/Screen-Shot-2016-01-27-at-1.42.21-PM.png"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-466596" src="https://cdn.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/27/Screen-Shot-2016-01-27-at-1.42.21-PM.png" alt="Screen Shot 2016-01-27 at 1.42.21 PM" width="637" height="344" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="eager"></a></p><p> </p><p>There it is. Yeah I’d love to be skinny, LOVE to. But that’s not for everyone. Some of us were born husky boys, it’s our bone structure. So instead I’ll just settle for being the greatest artist/smut blogger of all time. Pretty nice consolation if I may say so myself.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>PS</p><p> </p><p>If we’re being completely honest with each other here, I understood like 5% of this Wiz Khalifa/Kanye fight. Just kept scrolling Kanye and Wiz’ twitter while I had urban dictionary open in another tab. So god damn white.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Oh but I do respect that Kanye just lives his life pretending his wife didn’t fuck on camera for celebrity.</p><p> </p><p><a href="https://cdn.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/27/Screen-Shot-2016-01-27-at-1.45.44-PM.png"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-466606" src="https://cdn.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/27/Screen-Shot-2016-01-27-at-1.45.44-PM.png" alt="Screen Shot 2016-01-27 at 1.45.44 PM" width="588" height="98" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="lazy"></a></p></body></html>

<p><a href="https://cdn.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/27/Screen-Shot-2016-01-27-at-1.42.21-PM.png"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-466596" src="https://cdn.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/27/Screen-Shot-2016-01-27-at-1.42.21-PM.png" alt="Screen Shot 2016-01-27 at 1.42.21 PM" width="637" height="344" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="eager"></a></p><p> </p><p>There it is. Yeah I’d love to be skinny, LOVE to. But that’s not for everyone. Some of us were born husky boys, it’s our bone structure. So instead I’ll just settle for being the greatest artist/smut blogger of all time. Pretty nice consolation if I may say so myself.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>PS</p><p> </p><p>If we’re being completely honest with each other here, I understood like 5% of this Wiz Khalifa/Kanye fight. Just kept scrolling Kanye and Wiz’ twitter while I had urban dictionary open in another tab. So god damn white.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Oh but I do respect that Kanye just lives his life pretending his wife didn’t fuck on camera for celebrity.</p><p> </p><p><a href="https://cdn.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/27/Screen-Shot-2016-01-27-at-1.45.44-PM.png"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-466606" src="https://cdn.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/27/Screen-Shot-2016-01-27-at-1.45.44-PM.png" alt="Screen Shot 2016-01-27 at 1.45.44 PM" width="588" height="98" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="lazy"></a></p>

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