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This White Girl Trying To Twerk On Waka Flocka Flame Is Not Helping Race Relations

 

It’s hard to tell when something online is deliberately cringe inducing or genuinely cringe inducing and, in this case, I really feel like it’s the latter based upon the dead faces all of them have. No fake laughter, no recoiling in horror, just the blank stare of a completely unfunny and cliché white girl joke in the room. I guess the thing that I’m not sure of though is if they’re hands off because they’re so uncomfortable with her trying to be wacky or because she’s a hot chick. They just let her do whatever near Waka Flocka until she tuckered herself out like a toddler throwing a tantrum. I think if it’s a guy doing this they’d almost immediately tackle and tase him to protect the talent from a possible threat so I’ve got to think that while yes their brains may be frozen in time at how awkward this is, they’re probably way more inclined to see where a hot chick is going with things in case it ends up in her doing grimy groupie shit. I mean even if she just hiked up her dress a little during that stroke she had, I’d still find this routine sexier than not. Facts are facts.

 

By the way I don’t think I even need to clarify this but: Yes, still would literally 1,000 times out of 1,000. She could do that spastic twerk dance during sex and I would still deal with it and even pretend like it’s the funniest thing in the world the first ten times or so. Sometimes a man’s just gotta appreciate a good blonde when he sees one despite any and all obvious non-physical defects.